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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

RULES, CODES, & ETHICS of a SIDE NIGGA


1) Never bust a chick down at her house and her man lives there, he just might pop up.

2) Never talk down about her man because after all you don't want her thinking y'all might become an actual couple. Chick you cheating on your husband/man with me...why would I wanna be with you?!

3) Never eat her peaches! Why? Who knows where that kitty been?! And besides you don't wanna wake up with a cauliflower on your lip.

4) Never go inside her raw, that's a no, no!

5) Never tell her "I LOVE YOU!"


6) Always use critical thinking: is what she telling me true, half true, or a flat out lie?

7) Remember you're not Dr. Phil so cut all conversations about her husband/man short. You're only there to stick and move NOT be a relationship counselor!

8) Never take her out for Valentine's Day or on her Birthday, that's disrespectful and will blow her cover. The last thing you wanna do is kill her relationship when you have no plans on being her man.

9) Never meet her children, like ever!

10) Know that there's a possibility you might get killed in the process of all of this.